14 February, 2018

Nigeria, a Country of Comedy; Senator Offered Snake Repellants and Snake Charmers to Jamb

                           Wetin We No Go See!

Nigeria is living nothing to chance to truly attained the reputation of a country that is never serious. The stupid claim that a snake has swallowd a whopping 36million naira in Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB has equally attracted a stupid reply, as the Senator representing Kaduna Central Senatorial District, Shehu Sani, on Tuesday stormed the headquarters of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board in Bwari, Federal Capital Territory, with snake charmers.

The senator also seized the opportunity to present JAMB with snake repellent chemicals.
 Sani said the visit was to enable stakeholders to get to the bottom of the issues surrounding the reported case of missing N36m from the JAMB office in Makurdi, Benue State..One Philomena Chieshe, a sales clerk in the JAMB office, Makurdi, told JAMB registrar and his team that she could not account for the N36m she made in previous years before the abolition of scratch cards.Sani said his visit to JAMB was in response to the story that a snake swallowed N36m.

“I believe that the contribution I can make is to bring snake charmers from my constituency to the JAMB office and to help them fish out the snake and weed out snakes from their premises.”Sani further said that if a snake could actually swallow N36m, one day, Nigerians might wake up to say that a snake had swallowed the country’s foreign reserve.

“Even if it is a spiritual matter, we believe that these people I brought are some of the best snake charmers in the country and they will help in arresting both physical and spiritual snakes if there has been any in the JAMB office.”

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